My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is.”
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Nick & Jess - 1.01 ⟶ 2.23My life has not been the same since I met you.
I KNOW IT’S ALL PIXELATED BUT DISNEY’S WEBSITE CHARGES $15 PER PHOTO OK. THIS MICKEY MOUSE RIGHT HERE STARTED FREAKING OUT WHEN THEY SAW MY PHONE CASE AND I ASKED THEM IF THEY LIKED DOCTOR WHO AND THEY STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND NODDING THEIR HEAD OK.
MICKEY MOUSE IS A WHOVIAN
AND A CAST MEMBER SAID HIS HOUSE IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
“Well what do ya expect? I’m a super big fan of the fella. He’s one of my pals. I even traveled with ‘him once. Got to say that was one swell adventure.”
I think my mind just exploded
SOMEONE DO THE CROSSOVER. I’M GOING TO CRY.
MICKEY, YOUR VOICE ECHOED IN MY HEAD AS I READ THAT. YOU ROCK!
Life doesn’t get better than this